kingjaffejoffer:

yashas-strong-arms:

firey-rising-demon:

sailor-crone:

The comraderie

When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

rapunzel 2.0

im emotional rn

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just-shower-thoughts:

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

(via shez-a-demon)

just-shower-thoughts:

It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

(via shez-a-demon)

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

(via thatsthat24)

qvotable:

“How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.”

— Drake // Thank Me Now

beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

(via vampiresaremyfriends)

podencos:

Lingerie under oversized hoodies

(via tezani)

ninawolv3rina:

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

(via sadnbi-deactivated20190614)

ziggyinthisthang:

Double D can actually take your girl at will if he chose to

(via spongebobssquarepants)

dasha-loses-it:

deadjosey:

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

(via angelicway185)

(via milly7)

stonebutchcowboy:

I’m made of love

(via white-flowers-butterfly-kisses)

My heart 😍

volcainist:

This is me 100%

(via lesbian-ravenclaw)